Elliott Gould

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Casey Frank

Carol Kane

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Barbara Dent

Hamilton Camp

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Undercrawl

Rae Dawn Chong

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Circe Lafemme

Bill Macy

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Pop Gumm

Charles Gray

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Mr. Dent

Howard Cosell

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Ernie / Narrator

Bob Uecker

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Joe

Shelley Duvall

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Host

Murphy Dunne

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