Ilona Schulz

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Kleines Arschloch / Inge Koschmidder (voice)

Helge Schneider

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Alter Sack (voice)

Arne Elsholtz

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Vater (voice)

Kathrin Ackermann

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Mutter / Aufnahmenschwester / Schwester Ursula (voice)

Claudia Lössl

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Schwester / Schwester 'Fettsuppe' (voice)

Erik Schäffler

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Heinz (voice)

Monty Arnold

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Erwin / Peppi (voice)

Reinhard Krökel

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Kalle (voice)

Karl-Heinz Grewe

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Blinder / Arzt / Priester / Patient (voice)

Ursula Vogel

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Frau Mövenpick (voice)