John Cusack

~ as ~

Martin Q. Blank

Minnie Driver

~ as ~

Debi Newberry

Dan Aykroyd

~ as ~

Grocer

Joan Cusack

~ as ~

Marcella

Alan Arkin

~ as ~

Dr. Oatman

Hank Azaria

~ as ~

Steven Lardner

Jeremy Piven

~ as ~

Paul Spericki

Mitchell Ryan

~ as ~

Mr. Bart Newberry

Michael Cudlitz

~ as ~

Bob Destepello

Steve Pink

~ as ~

Terry Rostand