Steve Martin

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MSG Ernest G. Bilko

Dan Aykroyd

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COL John T. Hall

Phil Hartman

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MAJ Colin Thorn

Glenne Headly

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Rita Robbins

Daryl Mitchell

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PFC Wally Holbrook

Chris Rock

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1LT Oster

Mitchell Whitfield

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PFC Mickey Zimmerman

Eric Edwards

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PVT Duane Doberman

Austin Pendleton

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MAJ Ebersole

Debra Jo Rupp

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Mrs. Hall