Swim
Horror • Action
Digital Release (US)
~ If you can't run... ~
Overview:
After a storm floods a family's vacation rental home, they must get past a vicious shark that has found its way inside the house.
Director:
Jared Cohn
Status:
Released
Language:
English
Buget:
$0.00
Revenue:
Key words:
Cast
Joey Lawrence
~ as ~
Hudson Samson
Jennifer Field
Lacey Samson
Andrew Lauer
Noah Samson
Brett Hargrave
Charlotte Sampson
Daniel Grogan
Tucker Sampson
Addison Bowman
Becky Randolph
Rib Hillis
Tad Randolph
Timothy Jones
Handyman Rowan
Anthony Jensen
Henry Hamilton
Zhan Wang
Guy Torrence
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Written 2 year(s) ago
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Joey Lawrence takes top billing, but he really only features towards the end of this frankly shocking nonsense. He is having to drive from San Francisco to join his family at their annual seaside home because it's raining and his flight has been grounded. Meantime, his family arrive only to be warned that that self same storm is heading their way and that they had best skedaddle from their already leaky home. The warning? Well that's water off a duck's back, and shortly thereafter they are (deservedly) being besieged in the house by a hungry shark. As the water rises, the shark gets ever closer but of course, our Joey ("Hudson") arrives just in the nick of time to take control of the situation and rescue everyone from the predator. It's not so much that it's bad, this film, it's that it makes no effort whatsoever to be good - nor frightening or even plausible. A little bit of faux-gore, some scantily clad people screaming and a few CGI shots of a circling shark do not a thriller make! The dialogue is just banal and the ending - well suffice to say it doesn't make any sense at all - not even after an entire case of Malbec. Avoid, sorry - this is just a waste of mega-bites!
