Willa Fitzgerald

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Connie

John Magaro

~ as ~

Paul

Vondie Curtis-Hall

~ as ~

Samuel

Catherine Curtin

~ as ~

Lena

Richard Kind

~ as ~

Jack

Sullivan Jones

~ as ~

Barry

Bruce Campbell

~ as ~

Richard Nixon (voice)

Jon Cryer

~ as ~

H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)

Ted Raimi

~ as ~

General Al Haig (voice)

Lloyd Kaufman

~ as ~

Jeffries