Bette Midler

~ as ~

Jacqueline Susann

Nathan Lane

~ as ~

Irving Mansfield

Stockard Channing

~ as ~

Florence Maybelle

David Hyde Pierce

~ as ~

Michael Hastings

John Cleese

~ as ~

Henry Marcus

John Larroquette

~ as ~

Maury Manning

Amanda Peet

~ as ~

Debbie

Dina Spybey-Waters

~ as ~

Bambi Madison

Paul Benedict

~ as ~

Prof. Brainiac

Jeff Ross

~ as ~

Shecky