Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight

~ They died without internet. ~

Overview:

Addicted to technology, a group of teens attends a rehabilitation camp in the forest, but a sinister force there intends to take them offline forever.

Director:

Bartosz M. Kowalski

Status:

Released

Language:

Polish

Buget:

$0.00

Revenue:

$0.00

Key words:

camping
machete
forest
parody
pedophile priest
basement
meteorite
cannibal
twins
killer
poland
survival horror
genetic mutation
gay theme

Cast

Julia Wieniawa

~ as ~

Zosia Wolska

Michał Lupa

~ as ~

Julek Rosiejka

Wiktoria Gąsiewska

~ as ~

Aniela Turek

Stanisław Cywka

~ as ~

Bartek Sokołowski

Sebastian Dela

~ as ~

Daniel Czajka

Gabriela Muskała

~ as ~

Iza

Michał Zbroja

~ as ~

Killer

Mirosław Zbrojewicz

~ as ~

Postman

Piotr Cyrwus

~ as ~

Priest

Olaf Lubaszenko

~ as ~

Policeman

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Reviews (3)

Kamurai
Written 5 year(s) ago
7
Mostly good watch, could watch again, and can recommend, especially for a Bad Movie Night.

Another movie from the land of bad dubs, and it doesn't look like a 2020 movie, but it is Polish (?) so the production value is forgivable. I'm honestly unfamiliar with what the standards are for European studios, so this is comparative other movies I've seen from American studios.

While I think the cast did a great job, and the story is basically solid. Surprisingly the villains are the odd part in this one. Usually the villains make the movie, especially in horror, but they sort of phoned in the origin story for this one.

They could have just left out the space rock and it would have been fine. The look of the villains is more gross than scary, and they don't play up traditional horror setups to raise anxiety in the audience.

Despite the failures and lack of personalities in the villains, the cast picks up some of the slack, with Julia Wieniawa-Narkiewicz carrying most of the movie.
Dean
Written 8 month(s) ago
8
Great horror movie. Fans of "Wrong Turn" will love it.
R
RetroWill
Written 4 month(s) ago
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Surprisingly enjoyable low-budget horror. Exceeded expectations with an adequate cast and likeable lead. Hope to see more horror from Julia Wieniawa. The overused camp-in-the-woods setting is still effective, starting as a slasher before shifting to a Wrong Turn vibe.