Tony Curtis

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Marvin Lazar

Jackie Earle Haley

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Kelly Leak

Tomisaburō Wakayama

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Coach Shimizu

Kanji Inoki

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Self

Hatsune Ishihara

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Arika

George Wyner

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The Network Director

Lonny Chapman

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Louis the Gambler

Matthew Anton

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E.R.W. Tillyard III

Erin Blunt

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Ahmad Rahim

George Gonzales

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Miguel Agilar