Alan Rickman

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John Gissing

Janeane Garofalo

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Linda Barnes

Mike Binder

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Matthew Barnes

Sonya Walger

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Sister Mary

Juliet Stevenson

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Gwenyth Moore

Allan Corduner

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Francois Fuller

Owen Teale

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Giles Hanagan

Nigel Terry

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Alan Jardeen

Frank Harper

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Dexter

James Lance

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Donny the Janitor