Dean Martin

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Pete Nelson

Jerry Lewis

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Jerry Hotchkiss

Joanne Dru

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Jill Brent

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Saadia

Wallace Ford

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Sam Morley

Elsa Lanchester

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The Bearded Lady

Sig Ruman

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Fritz Schlitz

Nick Cravat

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Timmy

Kathleen Freeman

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Custard Pie Gag Victim

Robert 'Bob' Atterbury

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The Great Nero(High Wire Walker)(uncredited)