David Jason

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Granville

James Baxter

~ as ~

Leroy

Stephanie Cole

~ as ~

Mrs. Featherstone

Brigit Forsyth

~ as ~

Madge

Maggie Ollerenshaw

~ as ~

Mavis

Tim Healy

~ as ~

Gastric

Johnny Vegas

~ as ~

Eric Agnew

Geoffrey Whitehead

~ as ~

Mr Newbold

Nina Wadia

~ as ~

Mrs. Hussein

Kulvinder Ghir

~ as ~

Cyril