Leslie Nielsen

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Lt. Frank Drebin

Alan North

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Captain Ed Hocken

Ed Williams

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Ted Olson

William Duell

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Johnny the Snitch

Marvin Miller

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Narrator

Rex Hamilton

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Abraham Lincoln

Peter Lupus

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Norberg

Tiny Ron

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Al

Kathryn Leigh Scott

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Sally

Tommy Lasorda

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