Big Shark

Unrated

7/26/20251h 45m

Premiere Release (US)

~ Can New Orleans Survive? ~

Overview:

Three firefighters must save New Orleans from a gigantic shark.

Director:

Tommy Wiseau

Status:

Released

Language:

English

Buget:

$0.00

Revenue:

$14,056.00

Key words:

new orleans, louisiana
shark
campy
firemen
independent film
low budget

Cast

Tommy Wiseau

~ as ~

Patrick

Isaiah LaBorde

~ as ~

Tim

Mark Valeriano

~ as ~

Georgie

Wayne Douglas Morgan

~ as ~

Captain Joe

Raul Phoenix

~ as ~

Tony

Erica Mary Gillheeney

~ as ~

Charlotte

Ashton Leigh

~ as ~

Sophia

Joseph Poliquin

~ as ~

Alex

Jeff Pearson

~ as ~

Dan Lancing

Kaleb Naquin

~ as ~

Roger

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Reviews (1)

CinemaSerf
Written 2 year(s) ago
4
In order to fully appreciate this film you need two things. Lots of drink before it starts and a decent amount of audience participation. That's because it's terrible. Now I know that the creator of "The Room" (2003) was unlikely to deliver us an award-winning epic, but I think even I was disappointed by just how poor this is. When New Orleans is threatened not only by rising flood waters, but by a menacing shark it falls to three highly decorated fire-fighters to find away to save their city. The acting and dialogue are like a very bad rehearsal for a "Bill & Ted" film, the visual effects stop being entertaining fairly quickly and that just leaves us with a mess of a movie that all-too-often just made me cringe. Tommy Wiseau is clearly a shrewd man, but this attempt to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is just risible on about every level and even with ensemble guffaws of embarrassment from the other suitably lubricated folks in the cinema it becomes pretty much unwatchable. A parody of many other films, it may be trying to be - but for me, well it's just not funny!