Lloyd Kaufman

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Presenter

Samantha Acampora

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Beth (segment "Fondue or Die")

Lux Kapsaski

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Madame Spookarella/ Miss Page

Selene Kapsaski

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Babette Bombshell

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Narrator (segment "Waxhouse Rock")

Hetty Baynes

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Blanche Dumas / Dr. Bambi Cocteau

Phil Bufano

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Ash (segment The Itch)

Walter Martyn Cabell

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General Babcock / President Tramp / VO (voices)

Ross Heath

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Zoe Pearce

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