Trevor Howard

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Sir Henry Rawlinson

Vivian Stanshall

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Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator

Patrick Magee

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Reverend Slodden

Denise Coffey

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Mrs E

J.G. Devlin

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Old Scrotum

Harry Fowler

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Buller Bullethead

Sheila Reid

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Lady Florrie Rawlinson

Suzanne Danielle

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Candice Rawlinson

Daniel Gerroll

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Ralph Rawlinson

Ben Aris

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Lord Tarquin of Staines