Leighton Meester

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Mackenzie Carpenter

Van De La Plante

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Horny the Clown / Archie Benjamin

Nicholas D'Agosto

~ as ~

Fisher Kent

Melora Hardin

~ as ~

Marcia Carpenter

Penn Badgley

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Van

Lola Glaudini

~ as ~

Detective Brenda Chase

Larry Joe Campbell

~ as ~

Detective Dwayne Crockers

Morgan Spurlock

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Robbie, The Hella-Burger Manager

Rachael Bella

~ as ~

Starfire

Shedrack Anderson III

~ as ~

Chuck Taylor