Warren Mitchell

~ as ~

Alf Garnett

Dandy Nichols

~ as ~

Else Garnett

Una Stubbs

~ as ~

Rita Garnett

Anthony Booth

~ as ~

Mike Rawlins (the boyfriend)

Bill Maynard

~ as ~

Bert

Liam Redmond

~ as ~

Mike's Father

Brian Blessed

~ as ~

Sergeant

Sam Kydd

~ as ~

Fred

Frank Thornton

~ as ~

Valuation Officer

Brenda Kempner

~ as ~

Maud