Valerie Buhagiar

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Ramona

Gerry Quigley

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Roy Seth, the Promoter

Larry Hudson

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Buddie, the Cab Driver

Bruce McDonald

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Bruce Shack, the Director

Shaun Bowring

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Mathew, the Weenie-Boy

Don McKellar

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Russel, the Serial Killer

Mark Tarantino

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Luke, the 15-Year Old Boy

Jamie Rooney

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Nature Film Narrator

Peter Morfea

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Jesus of Toronto

Patricia Sims

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Corporate Babe