David Spade

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Dylan Ramsey

Sophie Marceau

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Lila

Ever Carradine

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Ginger

Stephanie Chang

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Restaurant Patron #2

Neal MacMillan

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Restaurant Patron #1

James Vincent

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Turtle (as Turtle)

Mitchell Whitfield

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Mark Gildewell

Lloyd Garroway

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Waiter

Artie Lange

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Wally

Carole Cook

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Sylvia