Jim Varney

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Ernest P. Worrell

Cylk Cozart

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Barry

Aaron Joseph

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Quincy

A.J. Bond

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Little Ernest

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Archangel

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

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T.J.

Lester Barrie

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Willie

Colin Lawrence

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Tommy T.

Richard Leacock

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Walter

Jay Brazeau

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Mr. Moloch