Terry Gene Bollea

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Rip

Tommy Lister Jr.

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Zeus

Joan Severance

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Samantha Moore

Kurt Fuller

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Brell

David Paymer

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Unger

Jesse Ventura

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Himself - Commentator #1

Gene Okerlund

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Commentator #2

Howard Finkel

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Himself - Ring Announcer

Stan Hansen

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Neanderthal

Mark Pellegrino

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Randy