Raiders of the Lost Shark

Unrated

5/19/20151h 11m

Theatrical Release (US)

~ Even Indiana Jones can't get out of this one! ~

Overview:

Four friends set out by boat for an idyllic vacation on a private, remote island. But unknown to them, a weaponized shark has escaped from a top secret military lab nearby, a shark that was genetically engineered with hate in its blood, and programmed to hunt any human within range. Now, these friends must band together to battle an all new brand of predator who will stop at nothing to remain at the top of the food chain.

Director:

Brett Kelly

Status:

Released

Language:

English

Buget:

$0.00

Revenue:

$0.00

Key words:

island
sheriff
professor
shark attack
horror spoof
shark
killer shark

Cast

Candice Lidstone

~ as ~

Prof. Carly Reynolds

Jessica Huether

~ as ~

May

Catherine Mary Clark

~ as ~

Janet

Lawrence Evenchick

~ as ~

Sheriff

Pavel Lubanski

~ as ~

Steven

Kendra Summerfield

~ as ~

Kimberly

Scott McClelland

~ as ~

Captain Stuben

Richard Groen

~ as ~

Dr. Howell

John Migliore

~ as ~

Deputy

Kim Valentine

~ as ~

Rita

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Reviews (1)

Gimly
Written 6 year(s) ago
1
Sometimes I'll give out bonus points for stupid things that shouldn't count, like, say a great pun in the title. This is one of those times; Raiders of the Lost Shark is an absolutely fuckin' killer name. So when I tell you that I take that into account, and still give this movie the lowest score possible, you know how bad the actual content of this thing is.

Final rating:½ - So bad it’s offensive. I may never fully recover.