Arnold Johnson

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Putney Swope

Stan Gottlieb

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Nathan

Allen Garfield

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Elias, Jr.

Archie Russell

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Joker

Ramon Gordon

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Bissinger

Bert Lawrence

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Hawker

Joe Madden

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Mr. Syllables

Antonio Fargas

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The Arab

Laura Greene

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Mrs. Swope

Allan Arbus

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Mr. Bad News