Frankenstein Island
Horror • Science Fiction
Theatrical Release (US)
~ The power is 7,000,000 volts--it's alive! ~
Overview:
A hot air balloon crew and a dog find themselves on an island with scantily-clad part-alien women, zombies, and other monsters.
Director:
Jerry Warren
Status:
Released
Language:
English
Buget:
$0.00
Revenue:
Key words:
Cast
Robert Clarke
~ as ~
Dr. Hadley
Steve Brodie
Jocko
Cameron Mitchell
Clay Jayson
Robert Christopher
Mark Eden
Tain Bodkin
Curtis
Patrick O'Neil
Dino
Andrew Duggan
The Colonel
John Carradine
Dr. Frankenstein
Katherine Victor
Sheila Frankenstein van Helsing
George Mitchell André
Dr. von Helsing
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Written 2 year(s) ago
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I've been struggling hard to find a film as bad as "Mesa of Lost Women" (1953) and I think I might just have found it. A bunch of hot air balloonists (says it all, already, really) land on a remote island to find it already populated by beautiful, scantily-clad Amazon women and rather clunky looking mutants. Upon closer inspection they discover that the whole island is one vast experiment being run by the grand-daughter (I was constantly distracted by her wig) of "Dr. Frankenstein" who has married the equivalent offspring of "Dr. Van Helsing" - but he is bed-ridden and her experiments are all about getting him back up on his feet. Guided by some sagely, omnipotent "appearances" by John Carradine the film ambles along with no real purpose, an amazingly well-equipped modern laboratory and a truly woeful script that appears to have forced Jerry Warren to change his name to a suitably literary "Jaques Lecouter" either to distance himself entirely from this drivel, or to faintly attempt to give the writing a certain degree gf gravitas. In any case, none of that actually matters - it's dreadful - and the ending presents us with a machine gun that we would have paid real money to possess 90 minutes earlier.