Danny DeVito

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Harry Valentini

Joe Piscopo

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Moe Dickstein

Harvey Keitel

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Bobby DiLea

Ray Sharkey

~ as ~

Marco

Dan Hedaya

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Anthony Castelo

Louis Albano

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Frank "The Fixer" Acavano

Julie Bovasso

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Lil Dickstein

Patti LuPone

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Wanda Valentini

Antonia Rey

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Aunt Sadie

Mimi Cecchini

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Grandma Valentini