Kelly Galindo

~ as ~

Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.

Christina Walker

~ as ~

Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Rod Sweitzer

~ as ~

Colonel Oliver West

Francis Creighton

~ as ~

Rev. Tim Fakker

Marcus Frishman

~ as ~

Congressman Terry Upstart

Mimi Spivak

~ as ~

Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget

Gretchen House

~ as ~

Pammy Faye Fakker

Anet Anatelle

~ as ~

Wannabe Cher

Yvette Buchanan

~ as ~

Rocket Scientist

Becky LeBeau

~ as ~

Census Taker