Lainie Kazan

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Shirley Hirsch

Saul Rubinek

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Martin Hirsch

Vincent Pastore

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Carmine Ferraro

John Lloyd Young

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Nelson Hirsch

Jai Rodriguez

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Angelo Ferraro

Bruce Vilanch

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Uncle Max

Carmen Electra

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Sybil Williams

Shelly Burch

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Teresa Ferraro

Stanislav 'Slava' Medvedenko

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Russian Host (as Slava Medvedenko)

Alexandra Mamaliger

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Andrea Hirsch (as Alex Mamaliger)