Tony Curtis

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Bob Weston

Natalie Wood

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Helen Gurley Brown

Henry Fonda

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Frank Broderick

Lauren Bacall

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Sylvia Broderick

Mel Ferrer

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Rudy DeMeyer

Fran Jeffries

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Gretchen

Leslie Parrish

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Susan

Edward Everett Horton

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The Chief

Larry Storch

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Motorcycle Cop

Stubby Kaye

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Helen's Cabbie