Ralph Richardson

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Lord Fortnum of Alamein

Rita Tushingham

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Penelope

Michael Hordern

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Bules Martin

Arthur Lowe

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Father

Mona Washbourne

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Mother

Richard Warwick

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Alan

Peter Cook

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Inspector

Dudley Moore

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Sergeant

Frank Thornton

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The BBC

Marty Feldman

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Nurse Arthur