Bruce Cook

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Patrick Smash

Rupert Grint

~ as ~

Alan A. Allen

Simon Callow

~ as ~

Sir John Osgood

Stephen Fry

~ as ~

Sir Anthony Silk

Celia Imrie

~ as ~

Miss Rapier

Paul Giamatti

~ as ~

Johnson J. Johnson

Ned Beatty

~ as ~

Gen. Ed Sheppard

Bronagh Gallagher

~ as ~

Mrs. Smash

Victor McGuire

~ as ~

Mr. Smash

Adam Godley

~ as ~

Placido P. Placeedo