Takeshi Kitano

~ as ~

Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyōno

~ as ~

Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto

~ as ~

Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi

~ as ~

Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima

~ as ~

Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe

~ as ~

TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

~ as ~

Self

Naomasa Musaka

~ as ~

Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda

~ as ~

Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda

~ as ~

Film Director