Ricky Tomlinson

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Mike Bassett

Amanda Redman

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Karine Bassett

Philip Jackson

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Lonnie Urquart

Bradley Walsh

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Dave Dodds

Martin Bashir

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Interviewer

Phill Jupitus

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Tommo Thompson

Dean Lennox Kelly

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Kevin Tonkinson

Robbie Gee

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Smallsy

Geoff Bell

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Gary Wackett

Pelé

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Self