John G. Brennan

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Himself / Frank 'Rubberneck' Rizzo

Kamal Ahmed

~ as ~

Kamal

Alan Arkin

~ as ~

Ernie Lazarro

William Hickey

~ as ~

Don 'Uncle Freddy' Frederico

Vincent Pastore

~ as ~

Tony Scarboni

Alan North

~ as ~

Micky Crump

Suzanne Shepherd

~ as ~

Mrs. B

Ozzy Osbourne

~ as ~

Band Manager

Brad Sullivan

~ as ~

Detective Robert Worzic

James Lorinz

~ as ~

Brett Weir