Rodney Dangerfield

~ as ~

Monty Capuletti

Joe Pesci

~ as ~

Nicky Cerone

Geraldine Fitzgerald

~ as ~

Mrs. Monahan

Candice Azzara

~ as ~

Rose Capuletti (as Candy Azzara)

Val Avery

~ as ~

Louie the Bartender

Tom Noonan

~ as ~

Paddy

Taylor Negron

~ as ~

Julio

Lili Haydn

~ as ~

Belinda Capuletti

Jennifer Jason Leigh

~ as ~

Allison Capuletti

Jeffrey Jones

~ as ~

Clive Barlow