Mackenzie Astin

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The Male

Carmen Electra

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The Female

David Hyde Pierce

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The Narrator

Markus Redmond

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The Male's Friend

Lucy Liu

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The Female's Asian Friend

Lisa Rotondi

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The Female's Slutty Friend

Sharon Wyatt

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The Male's Mother

Jack Kehler

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The Male's Father

Leo Rossi

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The Female's Father

Antonette Saftler

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The Female's Mother