Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Watch: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

PG-13

5/26/20172h 9m

Theatrical Release (US)

~ All pirates must die. ~

Overview:

Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Capt. Jack Sparrow feels the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost sailors led by his old nemesis, the evil Capt. Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle. Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it, he must forge an uneasy alliance with a brilliant and beautiful astronomer and a headstrong young man in the British navy.

Director:

Espen Sandberg

Status:

Released

Language:

English

Buget:

$230,000,000.00

Revenue:

$795,922,298.00

Key words:

sea
ship
treasure map
sequel
artifact
pirate
period drama
monkey
swashbuckler
ghost
caribbean sea
aftercreditsstinger
trident
ridiculous

Cast

Johnny Depp

~ as ~

Jack Sparrow

Javier Bardem

~ as ~

Armando Salazar

Geoffrey Rush

~ as ~

Hector Barbossa

Brenton Thwaites

~ as ~

Henry Turner

Kaya Scodelario

~ as ~

Carina Smyth

Kevin McNally

~ as ~

Joshamee Gibbs

Golshifteh Farahani

~ as ~

Shansa

David Wenham

~ as ~

Scarfield

Stephen Graham

~ as ~

Scrum

Angus Barnett

~ as ~

Mullroy

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Reviews (5)

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Simon Foster
Written 8 year(s) ago
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"[An] ugly skyscraper of a film; to build it must have been a monumental undertaking (that cost Disney a reported $230million), but what, if anything of merit is the outcome...?"

Read the full review here: http://screen-space.squarespace.com/reviews/2017/5/24/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales.html
Gimly
Written 7 year(s) ago
4
There has never been a truly awful, awful entry in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. But there's only ever been one that was truly any good. Dead Men Tell No Tales does nothing to alter these assertions.

I would not begrudge anybody who enjoyed their time with this latest Pirates movie, particularly anyone who saw it on the big screen, there's the zany action romps that the series has been famous for from the get go (and that started wearing thin on me after the second one) and some truly spectacular visuals including shiny rocks and zombie sharks (which I will refrain from making a joke about jumping). But where Dead Men Tell No Tales fails harder than anywhere else is in its dialogue. Virtually every line is uncomfortable to hear delivered, and I can't see myself looking forward to the inevitable sixth instalment.

Final rating:★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product.
CinemaSerf
Written 3 year(s) ago
6
If only we could recycle our waste as efficiently as Disney appear to be able to recycle this theme! Once again, we find "Jack Sparrow" (Johnny Depp) in a bit of bother from someone from his past. This time it is Javier Bardem ("Salazar") who has escaped from his purgatory in the "Devil's Triangle" to avenge himself on his arch-enemy. Meantime, the young "Henry Turner" (Brenton Thwaites) seeks help to track down Poseidon's Trident which will empower him to take control of the seas, and to reunite with his father - the original "Bootstrap" (Orlando Bloom). There's no doubt that this is a great looking film, the effects are spectacular but the story is little better than a regurgitation of voyages gone by. The cuties that were Bloom and Kiera Knightley have been succeeded by the handsome, boyish Thwaites and his feisty astronomer pal "Carina" (Kaya Scodelario) but otherwise, it is another pretty formulaic prolongation of this colourful adventure franchise. It has some humour, there's a tiny cameo from Sir Paul McCartney that raises a smile (if only because you are never entirely sure if it is actually him); Geoffrey Rush still manages to inject oodles of charisma as "Barbossa", and Bardem offers a bit of menace - but Depp can only get away with that hail-fellow-well-met meets a drunk persona so often before he becomes a parody of his own characterisation. It's fun to watch, for a time, but after a while I was just bored. The format offers unlimited opportunity for fantasy and adventure, but maybe it is time for the "Black Pearl" to join the "Queen Mary" and HMY "Britannia" and just settle down as a respectable old lady of the sea - and a tourist attraction!
GenerationofSwine
Written 2 year(s) ago
10
It was a lot better than the 3rd installment, it was more memorable than the bulk of the 4th...but there are issues.

The charm of the original two is missing and Jack seems worn down and not nearly as much fun as he was in past installments.

He seemed to go from the lovable scoundrel that Forest Gumps his way through the 7 seas, to just, well, to just a drunkard.

Lets hope in the next one we get the charm and fun back, rather than a paint by numbers installment with a less than fun Sparrow.
Andre Gonzales
Written 1 year(s) ago
6
Part 5 has Jack Sparrow now on a quest for to find the trident of poseidon. Still a lot of the original crew is missing as well. Still a good movie and lots of crazy scenes.