Jane Jensen

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Juliet Capulet

Will Keenan

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Tromeo Que

Valentine Miele

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Murray Martini

William Beckwith

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Cappy Capulet

Steve Gibbons

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London Arbuckle

Sean Gunn

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Sammy Capulet

Debbie Rochon

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Ness

Lemmy Kilmister

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Narrator

Stephen Blackehart

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Benny Que

Flip Brown

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Father Lawrence