Alex Bale

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Himself / The Muse

Costandinos Karalis

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Wesley Harold

Brianna MacLean

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Victoria Campbell

Tom Lawson

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Old Man

Zach Freeman

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The Cynical Critic

Will Worden

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Conspiracy Carl

Eugene Gase

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Antonio Geist

Simeon Wynne

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The Cat (voice) / Young Alex (voice)

Laura Beth E

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Ramona Bynes

Jerry Sola

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Jared Warrenheim