John Cena

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Lance Catamaran

Curtis Hussey

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Chett Chetterfield

Drew Hankinson

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Tex Ferguson

Chris Irvine

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Clint Bobski

Mattias Clement

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Mr. Mackelroy

Chad Allegra

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Chad 2 Badd

Richard Fliehr

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Ric Flair Paid Impersonator (voice)

Theodore James Perkins

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John Johnson

Heath Miller

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Impressive Pelvis Wesley

Renee Paquette

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Susan