Shemp Howard

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Shemp

Larry Fine

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Larry

Moe Howard

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Moe

Benny Rubin

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Antonio Zucchini Salami Gorgonzola dePizza

Ferris Taylor

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Chief of Detectives B.A. Copper

Phil Arnold

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Chopper

Murray Alper

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The Thrill Killer

Connie Cezon

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Slick Chick

Suzanne Ridgway

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Mail Clerk (uncredited)