Billy Crystal

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Lionel Carpenter

Joan Prather

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Segoynia Savaka

Alex Rocco

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Sergeant Danny Bonhoff

Doris Roberts

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Mrs. Carpenter

Margaret Adachi

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Interviewer

Adam Anderson

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Sobbing Sailor

John Andersonjo

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African Chief

Edward Ansara

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Second Newscaster

Gino Ardito

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Wino Brother

Lawrence Bame

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Second Secret Serivce Man